Top Reasons to Visit a Water Park Today
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Imagine this: instead of being stuck at work, you’re enjoying a day at a water park. You might wonder, what possible excuse does an adult have for being at a water park on a weekday?
1. You’re experiencing a state of childlike joy.
When did we all become so serious? Why do we prefer discussing politics at a pricey restaurant over the thrill of a water slide? Kids have it figured out—they know what’s fun and how to be happy. A water park is the perfect place to learn from the experts. Stop being such an adult. Grab a rubber ring and head for the biggest slide you can find. Discover the water park benefits that await you.
2. You’re liberated from your work attire.
Let’s face it, whether your suit is from Walmart or Savile Row, a bathing suit is always more comfortable—and you can get it wet without a care. Isn’t it refreshing to get soaked and not have to worry?
3. You release your inhibitions.
There’s nothing more authentic than the feeling of hurtling down a super-steep water slide. You can truly be yourself. It feels fantastic.
4. You can scream your head off.
On the most terrifying slides, you might feel the urge to scream. And that’s perfectly fine. No one will think you’re odd. Find the steepest slide, feel the drop, and let out a yell. It’s one of the water park benefits you shouldn’t miss.
5. Finally, you win the water slide race.
Almost every water park has a slide where 5–10 people can race at once—and it’s usually the heaviest kid who wins. But now, you’re an adult. You are the heavy kid. You absolutely decimate the opposition. Embrace the water park benefits and enjoy your victory.
